A couple of days ago I was alerted to the fact that I spent too much time on the internet.

But at least I'm not wasting my time. I read, I write, I faf around. Okay, fine. Maybe I am doing time-wasty thingies on the net, but that's only because I can only stare at chains for so long before I feel like I should scratch my eyes out. And no, I'm not suddenly into ropes and chains in a BDSM kinda way - I've been making a bunch of jewellery bits and bobs. Earring, necklaces and bracelets. My friends are gonna hold a garage sale, and I thought I'd contribute some bits and bobs.

God knows I need the cash :P

ANYWAY.

Sharing the crack. Yes. Here's a couple of sites that never fail to make me laugh:

Confessions of The Inadequate - Sex blog. Yes. FUNNY. It's a livejournal community of people sharing unfortunate "incidents"
Nguping Jakarta - Inspired by Overheard in New York
Not Always RIght - Brought to you by your frustrated servers
Daily Cognition - Random bits and bobs, occasionally containing the weirdest things

and finally..

Cracked - Well the name explains it all, yeah?

So.. Now that I've shared. I'm off to read some fanfics.. Another reason why I spend entirely too much time on the internet. The unlimited amount of reading to be done.. *swoon*. Yes I'm a happy birdie. :D

Myy namey isy rifay iy speaky secrety languagey. MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYYY!!!
GOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEEEEEE!
HASTA  LA VISTA AMIGO!
GOODY BYEY


Guess which one I am! Hahaha. My adorable, favourite 8 year old cousin (the others are older or younger, no one else is 8 so its safe to say 'fave 8 year old cuz' :P), Rifa! When she was 4 she pointed to a photo of me and asked why she doesn't have the dress I was wearing anymore, she thought she was looking at a picture of herself. Since then I've always called her 'Mini Me'.

I just spent an enjoyable half an hour decorating cups with glass-paint over at her place. Will post pictures up as soon as the cups dry and I don't get paint all over my hands again! Hee :D

"The biggest problem with the movie is the way Edward looks. It's hard to take him seriously when he resembles like an emo-Eddie Munster."

"He's a 100ish-year-old albino who likes classical music and deer blood. She's a quiet teen from a broken home who likes sweaters, ballet and alone time. Together, they make movie romance and suspense all at once"

Those are my favorite reviews from rottentomatoes.com

MWAHAHAHA!


*giggles uncontrolably*.. EDDIE MUNSTER!! (God I loved that TV series.. xD)

I shouldn't be mean. I really shouldn't. I love vampire-novels with a passion. Vamps are awesome (in fiction, mind!). I have LJ Smith's Nightworld series, all the nine that are available. So I really shouldn't snark on Stephanie Meyers fans. But please. Seriously.

The vampire sparkles in sunlight. They play baseball in thunderstorms because the sound they make when the play resembles thunders. They're hundreds of years old, and yet.. Still in high school! Do I really need to list more reasons why I couldn't get through one whole book, let alone the series?

THEY SPARKLE. Like.. GLITTER. I have a glitter-y Hello Kitty in mind for some reason!

At least when they're devastatingly good looking in LJ Smith's novels, she doesn't go on and on and on about it. That's why you get one Twilight book for every two LJ Smith's Nigtworld books. And sure LJ Smith has purple-eyed witches, and vampires with ever-changing eye colours.. But they don't have rock hard, marble-Greek-God-like bodies. *giggling*

I howled with laughter for at least half an hour when I read Meyer's vampires sparkles. HAHAHA! No wonder they're all emo, and feeling sorry for themselves. What self respecting guy who is hundreds of years old stays in high school, and can't participate in any sports which might expose him to sunlight because of sparkles..?

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

And talk about paedophilia? What the hell are they all doing in high school? They have supernatural powers. Why can't they just be all 'too cool for school'. They're there for the nubile young bods available?

Can't. Stop. Making. Fun. Of. Weird. Vampires. *giggles and wheezes*

But its a box office hit. *sigh* No surprise really. How much do you want to bet the cast is off making the second movie already?

I haven't personally seen it yet. I might go just to piss off random teenyboppers as I laugh and snort at the wrong moments. Hee :D I really shouldn't act all superior, as I did fall for some really cheesy stuff when I was a teenager. And the target audience for Twilight are teenagers.. But.. sparkles! HAHAHA.. I guess this review, also from rottentomatoes.com sums it up really..

"Twilight is silly and melodramatic and hard to dislike in much the same way as its target audience, with a distinctly teenage sense of tragedy."

Except.. Okay I might not despise the book.. But I sure do pity the vampires. And the fans.

SPARKLES. *giggle* (Yes I'm fascinated by this itty bitty tid bit about Meyer's vampos) *giggle*